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Yo, they call me Audrey, 17 and I live in the crazy U.S... but don't be fooled! I lived in England and I'm French so I understand your European shenanigans.
I like animals and food, not that you care.
Please feel free to ask me thing, I'm fairly knowledgeable about things… :)

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princess-neville:

making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people lmfao fuckin loser” 

(via jeniferher-nandez)

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

(via impala-and-tardis)

"No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though.
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough"
- Clementine Von Radics (via unabashinglyme)

(Source: vomitbrat, via lsadnessl)

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

(via slash3s)

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

(via theunmarredlife)

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

(Source: queerodactyl, via theunmarredlife)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via dontdragmedownxoxo)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

(via justabluefootedboobie)