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Yo, they call me Audrey, 17 and I live in the crazy U.S... but don't be fooled! I lived in England and I'm French so I understand your European shenanigans.
I like animals and food, not that you care.
Please feel free to ask me thing, I'm fairly knowledgeable about things… :)

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ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via llithiumm)

napoleonshaircut:

microsoft word just autocorrected beyonce into beyoncé 

this is the definition of power and status

(Source: , via haleythefish)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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(Source: whimmy-bam, via dontdragmedownxoxo)

"The body is the temple.
The mind made of gold.
Respect yourself."
- GIOVANNI (via giovannixp)

(via thingsyessisays)

ultimateventist:

charlesoberonn:

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

 

(via mspyro)