I'm the real Goldfishpopstar

Yo, they call me Audrey, 17 and I live in the crazy U.S... but don't be fooled! I lived in England and I'm French so I understand your European shenanigans.
I like animals and food, not that you care.
Please feel free to ask me thing, I'm fairly knowledgeable about things… :)

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self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

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"A flower does not think of competing with the flower next to it. It just blooms."
- Zen Shin Talks (via muse)

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sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin

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my mom was playing world of warcraft and someone said “fuck off” and she said “such language” and the next person said “very swear” and the next said “much offensive” and basically my mom started crying and blamed me


Did you just

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my anaconda don’t…


my anaconda don’t…


My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun


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